JM // Swiftie

Felicia Jiamei Lau

Nineteen.

A full-time teacher, part-time blogger.

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A little too crazy just now. Hahaha, but it’s fun with all these colleague! We’ll take one with all the level 1 teachers when everyone is back!! :) @cindyoh @dongjinjie (at Little Owls)

You know it’s good food when @cindyoh brings it to class and it is from Indonesia!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! ☺️ Get more goodies from SOT homecoming? Heheheh 😁 Always good to have a colleague that bring so much goodies to class! 😋 Those brownies are soooo gooodd!!! 👍👍👍 @dongjinjie

This weekend is church’s 25th anniversary celebration! :) #throwback to two years ago when I performed for dance ministry during the anniversary weekend! It was one of the coolest dance ever! YES THOSE ARE LED JACKETS, dope outfit.

Wanna know what’s planned for this year’s anniversary celebration? You gotta join us to know! 😊 You’re always welcomed to join us! (Photo featuring @shuyilaughs and I!) (at City Harvest Church)

the ellen show

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

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All I know is I was enchanted to meet you.

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

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Taylor Swift visits a recording studio in New York

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Released songs of Taylor Swift that she has never sung live

Released songs of Taylor Swift that she has never sung live

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cosima-niehaus:

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

I mainly want to believe this is correct so I can be descended from mermaids

Also! we’re pruny. we have a better grip on submerged objects when our fingertips are pruny. ah wow theories,

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unfollovving:

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*sweats nervously*   ORANGE

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  • therapist: so your mother tells me you have trust issues, why is that?
  • me: zayn is engaged